I cannot seem to figure out how Adult ADD has gone un-recognized as a potentially fatal disease in our society, especially since I want to assassinate the people who have it.
1. the moron who works with me: randomly stops by my office and throws things at me...asks me how i am and then while i am talking tries to throw things at my face, down my blouse, and around my person in general. Do I look like i need a good battering with ice or trail-mix? I did not realize that I was putting off that sort of vibe. clearly this is my fault: get medicated you butthole.
2. my old neighbor. I dont think i really need to explain this one because i start to feel worn out just thinking about it. Each time she took a breath she said something entirely unrelated to the previous nineteen things she had said. (which were all about HER, and never related to anyone entirely unrelated to her)
3. Oprah: she does not even let her guests say an entire phrase before she cuts in with her own (expert) opinion and then goes to commercial. I am waiting anxiously for someone to come across the arm rest and just bludgeon her until she lets them finish a thought. Dr. Phil had to get his own show just so he could have a chance to talk.
4. poop-face the dog: although she may not really be adult add, because technically she is a teenager now, but seriously, how can she be physically IN the car going for a "ride in the car" and then get overly excited if i mention riding in the car again? she is so excited for the NEXT ride in the car, that she is fully missing the current ride in the car experience.
5. George W. God love him...I really am not sure he has any measureable attention span what so ever. you can see him at press conferences and he is clearly thinking about bacon double cheese burgers or getting to "ride in the car".
