HI! My name is Chase! I am called that because I like to be chasin' that fine piece of ass named Prissy around the house...When she stands still long enough I like to give her a taste of my puppy-mojo and hump on her a little! She can't resist me!
This morning I tried walking on a leash and I hate it! I thought if I pretended to hang myself with it that my mom would cut me loose!
I also took my first poop outside this morning! And it went so well that I decided to turn around and take a big bite of it! It tasted great! I love my poop!
I stayed up all night crying last night again...My mom keeps telling me to "hush" and "shut the fuck up" but I think that I can break the world record for puppy-shrieking! 18 hours and going strong!
You can drop a line and tell me how cute I am or encourage me with my screaming...Mom seems so proud of me!! She is so sweet for giving up sleep for all these nights so I can be the biggest puppy-winner ever.
Note from Chase's Mama: That little bastard better shut the fuck up and let me sleep or I am going to give him that neutering myself with a kitchen knife!
...though his behavior is alot like my brother's...
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