Dear Miss Andi: Why are you always so mad? Love, stranger at your blog
Dear Stranger Person,
If you are new here then you don't know that I smile all day long...and also: Whistle Dixie! And I put on this lovely little show for everyone that says "i am the happiest person alive and Disney is so sad that they lost me before they were able to animate me". My blog though? Is for all the deep mean crap that I think all day. But, since you don't believe me, here are five things that I am happy about right now: (real happy, not the fakey kinda tricking-you happy)
1. I am going to London next week! London, England, like the actual city where good books come from--NOT London Texas where well...nothing comes from, but maybe like 200 people and they are all trying to leave...
2. My hair! Yes, i know it is shocking and beyond belief, but I like my hair right now! My sissy got me this enormous powerful brush for my birthday and it is making me fanfuckingtastic!
3. As you can see from the sidebar, I lost 5 more pounds, so I am at a grand total of nine again! hahaha!! ("wasn't she -9 like in december?" YES, I WAS...but then there was ham.
4. I went and got my toes done at lunch today and they look so pretty and I was with Sarah and we got to talk about girlie things...(no mention here about how i accidentally flung a bottle of nail polish on the floor and it broke in a million pieces and splattered on my jeans and shoes and the floor and the wall and nearly on a girl sitting there...and also no mention of the strange girl sitting next to me who wouldn't shut up...see? happy!)
5. I was happy recently to find out that a friend of mine thinks that Jesus was a strong, tough guy. I always thought he was a meek, wet-noodle kinda guy, but she said that the whole "turn the other cheek" thing was like a sign of arrogance in that time! And that jesus was hunky and manly! What a relief that is!
See? Happiness abound! If you don't believe those five, how about this one:
6. I am getting a new puppy!! Go visit him here:
http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=5801121
