Cosmic Miss Andi
I have figured out the perfect way to boss people around: horoscopes!! (horrorscopes in this case!) Enjoy!
Aries: Stop actin' like a fool and tell that freak in accounting that you wanna make sweet, sweet monkey love!
Taurus: Go on, keep bottling everything up and you'll end up like the Pink Mist described on last week's Grey's Anatomy. How 'bout this? Talk.
Gemini: Stop being so dang jealous of everyone else's interesting lives and go do something worth a damn with your bad-self. Start here: your hair!
Cancer: You just go around with your pointy little nose in everyon else's drama, don't you? Good for you! Now go and write a book with all that knowledge so I will have something to fall asleep reading.
Leo: Leo, the big lovah! Lover of your own self! Stop prancing around in front of the mirror and go do somthing nice for someone else!
Virgo: I think you are so pretty! You have the best taste and are so lovely and non-confrontational to be around...Don't change a thing...except your sheets.
Libra: Persistant to the very end, aren't you? How about you let up offa some people and let the chips (fritos?) lay where they land?
Scorpio: You been hiding out? Why don't you come outta that hermetic shelter you been hiding in and say hi?
Sagittarius: You think you know where to find all the deals in town huh? Well you bettah watch your back sista-friend because some one is about to rob you blind!
Capricorn: You so special because you were born near Christmas, just like Baby Jesus, huh? Well I am tellin you that you are about as special as my toenail and you need to pull yourself right down outta the clouds!
(I would like to amend this to note that the stars sent me a special "Sarah-ONLY" horrorscope: Ummm, you so pretty and you look 10 pounds skinnier today and I think that you are a geeeeeenius....there, the stars have spoken, I am merely the messenger....)
Aquarius: You dang Control FREAK!! You need to unbotton that top button and cut loose and have some fun girl! You are not gonna catch yourself no man, no how if you don't come undone a little...go on, and let your weave down!
Pisces: Your new skirt is so pretty and makes your booty look sooo small...You loosin weight? Cause you look goooood!
If you made it this far, I will reward you with a picture of me and (again...sigh) someone else's baby:
But choo funny anyway :->
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