Why Am I Not Losing Weight??
Here is what I ate yesterday:
- Granola Bar
- Candy Corn
- Wendy's Chicken Nuggets
- Chili (also Wendy's)
- Weight Watchers Lemon Cake Thingie (see?! DIET food!)
- Cheerios w/ Milk and Honey (Honey is waaaay better than sugar, right?)
- Celery with Peanut Butter (REDUCED FAT JIF people!!)
- Vanilla Pudding (j-e-l-l-o?)
- Random piece of candy (hmmm...not a very lasting memory because then i ate:
- 10 m&m's
- and finally 10 smokehouse almonds.
As you can see, I have substituted REGULAR cake with WEIGHT WATCHERS CAKE! And also, HONEY for granular sugar!! Why, oh why i ask you is the weight not coming off? Could it be that in the land of weight watchers i am supposed to eat 20 points and this amounted to like 28? Or could it be than not a single of these foods was what a normal person would call a "vegetable"?
What I want to know is this: My aunt in Houston used to go to McDonalds and get a double quarter pounder with cheese, throw the bun out the window of the (speeding) vehicle, eat the greasy meat with cheese and SHE FUCKING LOST WEIGHT DOING THIS!!??
The new goal is this: -8 lbs by christmas, but I will accept -6, or even -5...I am flexible...no i'm not...my panties are killing me! it is like they are preventing me from breathing! SUFFOCATION BY PANTIES!!
