Speaking of rotting things...
So my sister's uterus...jesus...where to begin...well, hers has always been the healthy one...the one we both planned to grow babies in because mine was the one that god found along side the street, claimed "three second rule" and just crammed inside me to "see what will happen"...
so now the sissy's uterus is trying to be JUST LIKE MINE!! the biopsy results came back "totally strange" (doctor lingo)...so now she has to go in and have this thing called a leep-procedure. i am certain they call it this because when you find out what they are actually going to do to you, (cut off half of your cervix--how very 1800's of us....) you leap up off the table and try to run from the room screaming.
my uterus is currently feeling sympathy for hers and thinking "hey, why does HERS get to have all the surgery? it has been MONTHS since we have gotten to have surgery!". I swear, if the cramps were not doubling me over in agony, i would totally stab myself right in the crotchal region just to shut the uterus up. alas, i am stuck trying to be fetally positioned on my chair at work...
