Ten Random Monday Thoughts: Tuesday Edition
We are going to do these small today in the hopes that my little side bar thing will choose to join us on the top of the page instead of always hovering around the bottom where no one ever goes...
1. It's Payday! yippee woo hoo!!!
2. My new hair is so flippy and cutsie and blondie...perfect for summer! Thanks Leesie, you are the best hair girl evah!!
3. lost a new pretty pink pearl earring in the phoenix airport...wah!! bought new dress though and pretty silk cami, so i think it is a wash...
4. vacation pictures: check, fixed laptop: check, usb cable: not so much. pictures tomorrow gang...
5. the bottomless pit that is my stomach...WHY ARE YOU NEVER FULL? WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS BE BEGGING FOR MORE AND MORE AND MORE? and you wonder why we are this ginormous.
6. still no blinds on the windows...only a problem like every single day...going to have to think about fixing this problem.
7. fancy tv lawyer guy called to schedule a conference with me on thursday...i asked the paralegal "is this bad news?" and she assured me that it was not...but if it is good news, why not just tell me right then? huh? why give me two fucking days to obsess and become a xanax case about it? this HAS to be included in pain and suffering.
8. see's chocolates: purchased as 20 individual chocolates, transported home in the phoenix sun and to be consumed as one solid clump of caramel, cream, nuts and crunchie things...ditto for gram's box too...sorry...damn sun.
9. tan lines? perhaps...or maybe it is just a dent in the fat where the swimsuit was stretched tautly over my expanding ass in the arizona sun...either way: there is a line there...i can see it!
10. TIVO: how long does it take to get a rebate from you people? I bought the damn thing in january you freaks! you owe me one HUNDRED dollars!! that is literally TENS of dollars!! I am not to be messed with!!
