Vacationista!
Bah! I am going on vacation today and no one, and i mean no one can stop me...All i can say is that now the official Andi Barker Medical Alert System has gone to level: RED! All physicians between Oklahoma and Arizona are to report to their posts immediately and await further instruction! Please have suctioning devices and casting materials on hand!!
oooh, so many precious hours of shopping and laying in the sun collecting cancer to be had! i do not care how suspicious that mole on my shoulder looks, by god, i am gonna be in the sun, and i am gonna love it!
Oh, and the whole "i am gonna lose 12 lbs before i go on vacation" thing? not so much. how about: I am gonna starve and be even moodier for two weeks, lose six pounds and then gain it all back at one evening at the theater. (it was not the theater that made me fat, it was the company that made me nervous and made me drink more alcohol than usual that made me fat.)
Oh, and for those of you who are pilots and think you are so fancy and that women want to flash you and show you their panties as you fly overhead: Get A Fucking Grip. The only time people care what is going over their heads is a) when it can poop and b) when it is coming straight towards you. simple flying overhead? not so much.
BENEFIT EYE BRIGHTENING STICK: beauty product of the moment. for twenty dollars your eyes can actually appear to be more open...not in a shocking hyper-thyroid sort of way, but in a refreshed, "i got more than four hours of sleep" sort of way...good stuff...Note to Benefit: feel free to send me your shit and i will try it and judge you on it. (note to self: andi, YOU get a grip).
Monday's Random ten thoughts will be posted on tuesday and may or may not include lovely pictures of your little (ha!) albino friend laying in the arizona sun...you will know it is me because i will be reflecting all light and causing glare.
KISSES!!
