Things that make me pissed
Okay here is what I want to know: Why did the little freak in a honda civic cut me off today and almost wreck my new car and then give me the finger? Is it because she is one step below chimp on the evolutionary chain? yes. it is.
Most people seem to grasp that i do NOT like being in the car and I do NOT like the way that people drive besides me. I have a ten foot ass-hole perimeter around me at all times...if you are an asshole and infiltrate said perimeter, I AM going to jump in your shit about it and you ARE going to be unhappy. If you give me the finger, it is likely that i am going to try to slam on my breaks and let you ram your car right into mine, because i have the right of way and an ass-kicking lawyer who has nothing better to do than sue you and ensure that you stay forever employed by taco-bell to support my sundress habit.
