Andi Pandi

Okay, so a long time ago I read a report that linked the incidence of ADD or HDAD to mother's consumption of caffeine.  EEEP!  We actually know some people whose kids have these type disorders and we were NOT willing to suffer a lifetime of that, so I cut the caffeine out.  Occasionally I would have a coke to settle my tummy, but coffee?  No way.

My mother came to stay yesterday and the woman has coffee percolating through her veins.  This morning she had a hot pot of lucious hot coffee going at seven.  I couldn't help myself!  I figure at this point, with only two days left, that it's not really likely that Sophie will have any sort of permanant damage...unlike my bladder, which is taking the brunt of her hyperactivity at this very moment.

Today we go to our last OB appointment (why did she need to see us if we are actively having the baby tomorrow? I have no idea).  Little Prissy has her appointment at the booty parlor to get her ass-glands squeezed, so as not to offend the sensitive nasal passages of our new little girl.  Leesie the Sissy flies in late tomorrow night...just in time to ride along to the hopsicle and see me get all "checked" in...

So, mom, when the baby gets here? Can I eat her?No? How about just lick her a little all over her pruney face?  No?  I hate you.